Charlotte jumped up and walked quickly to a far corner of the basement. I looked up and asked, “Are you pooping?!”
“Yes!” (With all the sass and know-it-all inflection a two-year-old can muster.)
This is the “gun shot” that begins our race…
“Go upstairs to the potty! Go! Go! Go!”
I have never climbed stairs faster than during potty training. I would like to say this is because I’m supermom, and I’m that excited to help my daughter…
In reality, the potty is a shining trophy and I am the winner. Pooping in the potty means I don’t have to scrub a brown booty, and there is zero chance of poo finding its way onto my hands or under my finger nails.
Potty training is really about me.
Tonight’s potty training victory was wonderful, but it’s a rarity. We have yet to fully train our toddler. We have tried many tactics, but I appear to be losing the long race (despite the occasional short gain).
Bribery – This worked well for a little while, but quickly tapered off in its appeal. Of course, she still expects treata, it’s not enough to entice her to use a potty with regularity.
Run Around Naked – I’m not sure why we thought this was a good idea?! I cleaned pee off several carpeted and uncarpeted floors. Hey, at least it wasn’t poop!
Asking – Charlotte is my child. If you ask/remind her to do something every 30 minutes, she is going to lash out with an unforeseen rage.
Move the Potty – We brought the potty into the living room for easier use. It became a new chair for lounging.
Fighting/Forcing – This was the worst idea by far. She met every bit of my force with equal (and often greater) resistance.
Many parents tell us that Charli will be potty-trained when she is ready. While I know they are probably right, it doesn’t do much for me now.
In the meantime, we shall continue our race to the potty until that wonderful day when we no longer have to run.
Let’s hope that day comes sooner rather than later!